2006 DINNER

2006 Leacock Dinner a(n) Hilarious Success  -  click here for photos

 The 2006 Leacock Medal of Humour award dinner, held Saturday June 10, was a much different affair from the 2005 version. This year’s event included all the courses of the excellent dinner, speeches read by electric light and temperatures that stayed well below body temperature. Last year’s dinner was afflicted with lightning, driving rain, a hot and humid conference room, power outages.... all the makings of a near-disaster. In the words of this year’s host, Ian Ferguson, “Come to the Leacock dinner and see Biblical plagues unfold!”

 In fact, Ian commented in his introductory remarks that the people of Orillia don’t know how lucky they are to live in such a beautiful part of the country with the benefits and charms that entails. “You people live in Luckybastardville,” he said, with all the envy of someone who lives part of the year in LA and part of the year in BC.

 The entire evening was side-splittingly funny. “We take our comedy pretty seriously in this country,” said the M.C., a former Leacock award winner himself and a man who at one time opted for stand-up comedy to escape the drudgery of the building trades. “What we do better than anyone in the world is....comedy.” Perhaps we can, at least in part, thank Stephen Leacock for that.

 There was a definite Thunder Bay (Ontario) connection with the Awards banquet this year. Arthur Black, winning for his third time, used to be a broadcaster for CBC in the Lakehead. Carmen Fletcher, our student award winner for 2006 is a student from Dag Hammarskjold high school in Thunder Bay. Miss Fletcher was accompanied to the event by her mother, an avid listener of Basic Black and by her English teacher, Alexandra Kraft-Wilson.

 Dan Needles, the Mayor of Mariposa, gave his second annual “State of Mariposa” address and delighted the crowd with his observations. While he admitted that no public works had been accomplished and he had not managed to meet the terms of the Kyoto Agreement, Mayor Dan does have plans. One of them involves moving all the hobby farmers back to the big cities, where they’ll own fewer gas guzzling vehicles and machinery and thereby use less fossil fuel! And, while he was unable to move the citizens of Mariposa to action this past year, he stands ready to serve as Mayor for another term. That statement met with no dissent whatsoever.

 Several of Orillia’s “real” politicians were in attendance at the Gala Dinner. Simcoe North M.P. Bruce Stanton came fresh from the House of Commons, where the day before he had mentioned the Leacock Award in Parliament. Bruce explained to the gathering that he’d experienced a “Leacock envy” moment. After his brief speech, he was inundated with other Members of Parliament from across Canada who had their own Leacock anecdotes to share. Garfield Dunlop, the (provincial) M.P.P. for Simcoe North, was also in attendance and suffered the razzing of our M.C.  Ian was surprised that Tories have a sense of humour! Perhaps we can attribute some of that to the fact that both politicians had as their high school English teacher Mrs. Judith Rapson, one of the Leacock Association Board of Directors.

 Of course, the evening’s main event was the purpose of the gathering: to honour Arthur Black with his third Leacock medal, a “trifecta of humour.” No matter who spoke about him, Arthur was glowingly praised for his manner and for his brilliance. At one point he was called Canada’s favourite uncle. And, making an observation from the perspective of a former (one-time) winner, Ian Ferguson stated that Arthur Black “uses the least amount of words to make you laugh.” Ian went on to mention that Mr. Black has written eleven books. “Our Prime Minister hasn’t even read eleven books,” he joked.

 Cathy Stephenson, the Branch Manager at Westridge Place in Orillia, presented the TD Bank Financial Group’s $10 000 cash award to Arthur.

 As is the tradition, this year’s Award winner gave an acceptance speech that kept the audience laughing for the better part of half an hour. Arthur explained that he came from a Scottish background – “Ontario Scotch” as John Kenneth Galbraith would have said – a people not known for flamboyance in thought, word or deed. Yet they produced a three time award winning humourist! Mr. Black then regaled the room with an account of his sex education and his experiences as a public speaker. While acknowledging that he “doesn’t know where humour lives” and stated that he is unable to explain how to write humour, he definitely knows how to practise what he doesn’t preach. Arthur Black is as funny in person as he is in print.

 Mr. Black concluded his acceptance with a thank you to the Leacock Association. “Now that the CBC has gone the way of the railway, this [the Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour] holds the country together in a way.”

 

 

The Stephen Leacock Association gratefully acknowledges the assistance of TD Bank Financial Group, Lakehead University,  the Ontario Trillium Foundation, Thor Motors of Orillia and Osprey Media Group.

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